Author: Chowlb

In: Just Plain Awesome

2009-08-24 07:48:41

So I realized that I talk a lot on this site.. but you don't really know Chowlb.  I mean you know who I am and what I look like, but let's take a look at the REAL Chowlb.  The Chowlb from high school.  What was he like? Was he still overweight? Did he have awesome side burns?  A superior flowing mane?  What interested him?  What kinds of clubs was he a part of?  Did he reign supreme as he does today?  Did he come correct?  Please hold your questions until the end.  So let's get this party started off right.

The year was 1978.  It was a good year to be a freshman.  My hair was looking gorgeous and the ladies was a flockin', I mean... wouldn't you?

There was one thing and one thing only on that pretty mind... does 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner really make my hair softer?  I was the king of Central High School.  Even though I was only a freshman.. I had dreams baby.. dreams of becoming Home Coming Queen.

Dream success.  I was unstoppable. If only my grades were stoppable... at around a D average...

10 years later.. I finally made it to my sophomore year! It was incredible.  I used to sit in the lunch room and drool over all the fun they were having in geometry and shop class.  I wanted more than anything to date a cheerleader.  So I did what any self-respecting young man would do.. I grew a mullet... and bought a camaro.

This was the year I found out what awesome was like.  I had to give up my crown as Home Coming Queen.. but who cares when you drive a car with racing stripes?

In 1996 I had once again resumed command of my position of bringer of awesome at Central.  I was a junior with a sweet sweater and a smile for days.  I was dubbed the lady killer, I'll let you figure out why on your own. I was struggling in school.. but who needs school when you have 8 girlfriends? I mean.. I have priorities.

My priorities got the best of me.. I failed out of high school before my senior year.  But the school couldn't help but give me a senior superlative.  They even had to change the name of it from "Most likely to be awesome" to "Most awesome, already."  Hail the neckerchief!

Thanks to Central High, I am the man I am today.  Seriously though.. how many times a day do you need to know how to calculate the area of a rhombus?

Who even knows what a rhombus is? 

FYI: My geometry teacher assured me this is NOT a rhombus.

COMMENTS:

Commented By: hmransom

On: 2009-08-24 16:06:25

hahahaha....hmmmm. this is probably the most interesting post yet. i have mixed emotions about this. i want to know the truth, how old is my husband? is he gay? and how did he get his hair to look so beautiful?