Author: Chowlb

In: Just Because

2010-01-22 07:35:41

Since the release of the viral Twilight Saga this country has been turned on its head in a vampire frenzy.  I've never seen so many vampire related TV shows, video games, books, t-shirts, etc...  People are painting themselves white and pouring endless amounts of glitter all over their bodies.  I had a discussion with one of the cashiers at Hobby Lobby and there is a large concern about the glitter shortage.  No one used to ever buy glitter unless they were 5 or 70, now teenagers are feeding the vampire addiction. 

One town has had a solution to the problem, now they're destroying the only protection they have.  This man shares his concern.

I'll sign the petition.  You can hear the fear in the man's voice and my heart goes out to him.  Someone better call Buffy.

PS: notice the last thing he says.. "may have vampires AGAIN." Pretty obvious from his sweet vest he's an elder in the vampire hunting community and he's had a loooong vacation these past few years.

COMMENTS:

Commented By: hmransom

On: 2010-01-23 05:59:18

aww how sweet. you're pretty good at cheesing it up these days! :P

Commented By: chowlb

On: 2010-01-22 09:57:06

I update my tweeter when you're at work b/c without you, i have no life. when you're around all I want to do is spend every quality second with you and not on a computer.

Commented By: hmransom

On: 2010-01-22 09:33:59

i LOVE vampires. so there. i'll beat Buffy UP! and i see you updated your twitter while i was at work..hmm..